Liberation of Paris

As the overthrow of the US government continues and scumbags across the nation embrace the scuzz life, Dunzo was sent by the Gold Fronts Nation to France to liberate them from their snobbish wine drinking ways and introduce "Le Scuzz Life." Notice how Parisians ran in fear as Dunzo brandishes a baguette to punish any dissenters. In the end the French shouted, "Oui, Oui" and had Dunzo stand in front of their own Arche de Triomphe as Napoleon once did to commemorate his triumph.

A real web Site?

Hello Fans and Followers,

Yes that is right, The GOld Fronts Have a real world wide web site. no more sissy blog crap, no more "oh we have a web site... yeah just check out www- dot - gold fronts nation-.... dot- blogsp blah fuck that. Dot com bitches. so check us out there too. www.goldfrontsnation.com booya.

Holy crap

Dr. Juicy is back at it. He spent six years in a clinic came out sober as mormans in SLC, spent two days on Virginia St. and totally fell into his old habits. Get it together for fuck sake.











Oh yeah, and do you guys know my friend trevor, he's pretty cool!

gold fronts did sf

yes that's right, the gold fronts went to san fran-fucking-sisco. they got up, got drunk and spent some much needed time with crack heads. boy howdee i love a mer ica.

We're not sexists. We fully support sexy broads.

Gold Fronts have a Fire Hazard Bike Jump

When Dubs told the GF crew his plan to get the city of Reno to drop off a bunch of decomposing matter so they could make a bike jump in the front yard, the idea was not well received....
But sure enough and once again, the city came through for the GOld FrontS. THey set out working to make the matter launchable...
Huge airs were had... And the after party was full of amazement and oh! goshes and holy wows.

AAARRRRTTTT Show of the century. Burke.Blur.Johnson.

yeah assholes.... get off your fucking high horses...didnt know it fucked up your precious little blog..Get Fucked----222

The Reno BIke Project

So it looks like some doods want to start a bike co-op. Well, that sounds great. The Gold Fronts Brigade supports and salutes you. Procceed Captin... Chest Hair Out.

And the grammy goes to...............GOLD FRONTS

DO you guys like the Gold Fronts? 1 well that settles it.

TK

The poperazi finally got a good shot of the "X" member of the "Gold Fronts" djing for a private Blue Man Group Party. Another anonymous member of the fronts who was also seen at this cocaine driven after hours party was quoted saying, "I never knew Crunkyard was so into Acid Jazz." This being quite apparent as Crunkyard proceded to mix "ooops I did it again"by Britney Spears with a kenny G solo on top of the pounding thud of techno house drums. Crunkyard was found later that night in a gutter and it was apparent that he had pissed himself. All he could mummble was fuck tight kuts. A sad existence for a once talented Rap Star.

me lernd fotoe shop

now yall got the skinny, the skinny dip that is, bitches get sprayed by the fronts on the fronts.

Lovely Ladies

Aaaaaahhahahaha...Ynot sure knows how to pic 'em...
photo oppurtunities that is.

GoldDigga Brings Fronts of GOld

Arrrr. Howdee Gold Fronts. I've been harvesting gold and diamonds to coat with gold. My beard is long and full of bugs and left over chili. ummm. I love chili. but here in the woods there are no girls....or boys...just me and my gold pan, which I also use as a bed pan and a frying pan. Ummmm. I figured out the best way to catch fish is throwing nuclear bombs in the crick. ummmm. I will return with lots of gold that we will use for making more gold fronts for the gold fronts. then we will eat live deer. ummmmm.

some of you may not have seen CYD around lately.... Well that's cause he has a new job and he is a workaholic...





No No No, silly me. I meant alcoholic. Aaaahahaha.

Ho ,ho,ho...looks like christmas came a little early for this lucky gold front member. seasons beatings and happy third beer!!!

Just Follow the Golden brick road---222

Irak Burkulese on Probation

It's been reported. Irak Burkuleese was on probation from his incident with a Killer Bee smuggled in by the GZA posing as a College Football running back. The bee which suffered no injuries plunged its venom into the face of I.B. directly between the eyes. Although stunned and swollen, the Gold Fronts saw no other option than to put Irak, the Fronts weakest link, on probation. After all a real Gold Front wouldn't allow a little Killer Bee to do such damage. It wasn't until under closer examination that main Front member, Skinny Dippin' realized that all the swelling was really caused by three kilos of Columbian Cocaine. It was only a matter of seconds before Irak Burkulese was removed from probation and ascended to Heaven to receive a biblical reacharound from the lord almighty. Hallelujah!

Skinny Dippin Goin Places

There is no doubt this gold front is goin places , and fast, but it might be the mens room with Tight Kuts. See you there. P.S. If it ain't broked, don't fixed it!

BUM JUNGLE

just another saturday night expodition through the ever exciting Bum Jungle..met a nice fellow who was twitching and slapping his ear. I took it as he was trying to shake out all the shrieking voices and screams telling him to do bad, that were occuring in his head somewhere behind his left eyeball. we chatted for a minute, then he offered to split the cost of a motel for the night with me....AND, I was on my way back home...(side note--I wanted to get a photo of him but I was scared the flash would send him into one of those vietnam flashbacks you hear about and he would freak out and ripp off my tongue with his hands while snapping my neck at the same time. the whole time yelling "I got em Sarge!!!...I got Charley!!!"---------222

Gold Watch

Thanks to help from Dj Tight Kuts and his connections in Hollywood, local rap group, "The Gold Fronts" have teamed up with David Hasselhoff and other members of baywatch to perform a benefit for sycalideamidatal. A rare disease caused by lack of orange sycle.




















Michael Bolton and Kenny Jesus will be backing the sweet luster of Hasselhoffs deep, yet rich vocal tone. Although heated words have passed between Bolton and Hasselhoff about artistic insight concerning this trio. This problem was quickly solved when Kenny Jesus showed up with enough sycle for all. Nate Watson was'nt joking when he said, "so I take off my shirt so I can catch a tan!" After hanging with the bay-watch crew the Gold Fronts have achieved the perfect, "Golden" tan to accent their chizzled abs. The Crunkyard Dog was quoted saying, "Hasselholf showed me how to wax an ass proper, and I don't mean gettin laid. I mean how to wax the hair off of your own ass so it looks better than Jovi's back in 86."













Also be on the watch for a Gold Front solo Album by Skinny Dippin, "No Splash."

Gold Fronts spread the word

Local Gold Front speads the word of Snoop GOD by teaching small children how to fly like a superhero behind Macdonald's...




WHile other Gold Fronts hang with Reno locals Downtown across the street from Harrah's. Good Laughs, Good People, Good Eats. AAAAhahahahahahaha.