TK

The poperazi finally got a good shot of the "X" member of the "Gold Fronts" djing for a private Blue Man Group Party. Another anonymous member of the fronts who was also seen at this cocaine driven after hours party was quoted saying, "I never knew Crunkyard was so into Acid Jazz." This being quite apparent as Crunkyard proceded to mix "ooops I did it again"by Britney Spears with a kenny G solo on top of the pounding thud of techno house drums. Crunkyard was found later that night in a gutter and it was apparent that he had pissed himself. All he could mummble was fuck tight kuts. A sad existence for a once talented Rap Star.