the legend of marbles candoo

someone once made the mistake of waking marbles candoo,

asking if marbles really can do.

he simply ripped his sleeves off, chugged a glass of whiskey,

and left a string of bodies in his wake.

then, deciding that the world still needed sexiness, he rose chester shivers from the dead,

and gave him a "222" tattoo to remind him of his second chance at life.