god bless america

...and people still doubt that its tru that god really blessed america. well heres the proof, snoop god blessing the fuck out of america.

The Word of God is Spreading

Meet our new recruit, Whiskey Williams, and his tight whip supporting our cause as he leads all to the pearly gates training camp...






Meanwhile, gods and preachers across the world are busy spreading the message of the Gold Fronts and their path to ultimate salvation...











However, some extremists want to outlaw so many of the good things in life in the name of Christ, do you really think Jesus would prohibit self-propelled modes of transportation??? what about cars??? are they considered Christian conduct??? We'll let the Divine Judgement sort that one out....

The Neighborhood

Beer Swooping Birds, Trucks, Liberated Bicycles, and Garbage Decorated Paintings. I love our neighborhood!

gold fronts training facility

Jesus just sent us a nice care package from the new gf training compound, which was graciously funded by the almighty himself. As much as appears to be a getaway resort like the great naked beach of Cabo, it is a place to train for the upcoming holy war between God's chosen people, The Gold Fronts, and the rest of the world.
New recruits enter the pearly gates of the facility and realize that the entire place is made of gold. Jesus can't wait to teach every aspiring gold front member the secret art of the trininty. Some believe it is what gives the fronts their immortality, but we all know its the perfect blendof sickle.
But Jesus wanted us to spread the word that the facility is not all drills and trinities, there is plenty of time for recreational activities, and practicing ridin with no hands on the whip, in case you gotta unload your clip... Thanks Jesus!

Gold Fronts propoganda

If It works for the U.S. Military it will work for us. So join the take over, and enjoy, rather than fear, the slaughter.

Occupy, produce, and resist!

222 goes to NYC

Here just a little taste of what went on when 222 traveled to New York City. The trip was actually to spread the word of the GFNation. and how soon the take over will happen, & it will be runnin shit even on the east coast...They were hesitant at first but quickly joined the army after he showed the locals how to do nothings on your bike while cruisen the wrong way up Houston St. sippin on a 22 a balitine in one hand and the other grabbing his foot in a 1/2 flying squirel.--probably more picts to come soon, so--Enjoy--While you still can.............

222

a poem

You fucking jerk.
Every time I ride my bike by your house,
I wave.
Like a prom queen on a float.
Like I desperately want you to like me,
Even though I don't even like myself.
But you never see me,
cause your always watching TV.
Know What?
I don't want you to like me.
I wasn't even waving
I was shoeing a fly.
You FUcking egotistical jerk.

by Donny DUfont

crunk up in tha capital

we rollin', with harry houdini of all peeps, ya know gold fronts got mad magic up our sleeves and if they don't got pabst we get mad and dirty and hacksaw and crunkyard gonna get on that mic to make sure all y'all know we as patriotic as a tea party in a whore house...$1 all ya can carry!!!

brothers, big beers, stencils, and hardcore southamerican skidouts, R.I.P MCG!

yo! lil brother sorry for flexin' on ya but I just got off the crack and my career was fucked. it's never been the same after suburban dad. i been drunk for bout a decade and even crack don't keep me fit. i just come by to pologize for all the shit i put on you. sorry lil brother...but your buddies were all getting fucked on the porch so i figured well hell lil bro....
but i could still take crunkyard that fucking pussy...
yo you know hogan's tripping but on some good drugs so good for him.

bike jump

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this is a picture of hacksaw benthuggin (left) and crunkyard dog (right) at GOLD Fronts Video premiere.
this is what happens when you touch an indian's beer can. you get choked out.
rixxxs chillin with hulk hogan before the video shoot and after hogan fought crunkyard.

crunk yard action figure

that's right kids now you can own your very
own crunk yard dog. he is equiped to fight and
drink just like the real CYD. only 5 million dollars!
act today supplies are limited...

Crunkyard's fo' da chillins

Crunkyard busy demonstratin' the highly technical process of makin' asphalt angels for all da chillins, when some tight truck drivin', speedo wearin', hooligan decides he ain't got nuttin betta ta do dan fuck with a Gold Front...
Oh Damn, it's none otha' than championship wrester, Hulk Hogan, and he's even brought his belt just to prove his manhood...plus that superman logo got's ta give him super strength...

but even the famous Hogan can't choke hold a Gold Front for long, cuz Fronts's like kryptonite, an' Crunkyard's pissed dat Hogan fucked up his lesson fo' da chillins, now he's gonna hafta teach 'em a new lesson: handlin' biznass with handlebars, and stew cookin'...lata Hogan

Crunkyard's got his thug mug on an's busy stalkin tha neighborhood...just look at that reaction.
nobody wants ta fuck with Crunk's thug mug...betta getta Pabst quick ta settle him down.

carson city prepairs a welcoming for the fronts

importing a lil gold to the capital

eager gold fronts ready for upcoming show

capital city arts initiative have called on the powers of the gold fronts.

thats right, just when you thought the government had failed you for the last time, they went ahead and completely redeemed their image by creating an art free for all. the most prominant vandals this side of the mississippi, yale wolf and irak burkulesse took on the challenge of the capital city arts initiative. if that isn't enough to make you need a fresh pair of pants, let me tell you what, they brought us, thats right, the infamous gold fronts bike brigade will be wetting all those whistles and ringin all the bells at 7 pm wednesday september 20. whats that you say, you only gotta bike and can't ride all the way to the capital, no problem we forsaw that intrusion and created a bike pool. so meet at blue moon pizza on california street at 4 pm for the bike pool. dont forget tommorrow at 4 pm, and be ready for skinny dippin.

A lil' preview to the new Gold Fronts Video 'Can't Kill the Gold Fronts'. Hyphy on the nightly, mo money than Bill Gates pays for blowjobs and Magic to boot.

GF Need To Eat!

Tight Kuts-Rollin-in-Downtown-Tempe

Holla!!!

TK Misses Yall

A new Gold Fronts video....Say it ain't so

That's right kids the Notorious Gold Fronts bicycle Gang is producing another marvelous rap video with the helping hand Valerie Bischoff. It will include the rap styling of Hacksaw Ben THuggin, Crunkyard Dog, Grand Masta Pabst, and of course Nate Watson. Guest appearances include: Dracula, Hulk Holgan, Kenny Jesus, and Magic Johnson. Due to the generous talent of DJTK47 on the production of the song, and the limitless resources of the GF Crew, proves to be better than the first. It will be out later this fall and followed by the release of the Gold Fronts second album titled CRIMINAL MASS. Stay tuned for up dates. GF

MCGOGGLES big in south america. Oh, he handlin' his shit.
GF neighbor doing the one handed weed wack.
God bless. America loves the Gold Fronts.