gold fronts training facility

Jesus just sent us a nice care package from the new gf training compound, which was graciously funded by the almighty himself. As much as appears to be a getaway resort like the great naked beach of Cabo, it is a place to train for the upcoming holy war between God's chosen people, The Gold Fronts, and the rest of the world.
New recruits enter the pearly gates of the facility and realize that the entire place is made of gold. Jesus can't wait to teach every aspiring gold front member the secret art of the trininty. Some believe it is what gives the fronts their immortality, but we all know its the perfect blendof sickle.
But Jesus wanted us to spread the word that the facility is not all drills and trinities, there is plenty of time for recreational activities, and practicing ridin with no hands on the whip, in case you gotta unload your clip... Thanks Jesus!