Europe Goes Crazy for GF

The Gold Fronts were just presented with the key to the city of Weimar, Germany by government officials. The key, a symbol of the Old Republic's Bling, is a gift to recogninze the excellence of the GF's fronting abilities. The key is the most valued possession in all of Europe, weighing in at 2000kt. But above and beyond these modest feats, the key also opens the Mansion atop the hill, where the Gold Fronts sacrificed the Golden Child with the help of Eddie Murphy. The blood of the Golden Child is presently being used in the test pressing of Skinny Dippin's new album.