America Day, Pt. 2: The Patriot Act

Hi Kids! This week for America Day we're starting The Patriot Act where we train housewives and schoolchildren to be purely Patriot and defend the homeland by exterminating all threats to freedom. Recently the Gold Fronts Nation was invaded by neckbeards from overseas, so we have now been forced to mobilize for retailiation. First, We went down to our local firearms facility run by our favorite vendor Trud, aka Tuff Duck.

They were celebrating America Day too by flying with the bald eagles at dawn. Once they heard about the Patriot Act, they decided to support our defense of freedom by donating some second hand ammunition.

Now that we've got our arsenal gathered, we can start the training with our first few recruits. No one will suspect our sexy female freedom fighters, and that's the sheer brilliance of the plan, it's a surprise stealth viper strike straight to the heart of all threats to freedom.


Freedom isn't Free but we will make sure it gets spread worldwide courtesy of the Gold Fronts Nation on America Day. Come join us in the Patriot Act!!!