Saturday, March 31, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Europe Goes Crazy for GF
The Gold Fronts were just presented with the key to the city of Weimar, Germany by government officials. The key, a symbol of the Old Republic's Bling, is a gift to recogninze the excellence of the GF's fronting abilities. The key is the most valued possession in all of Europe, weighing in at 2000kt. But above and beyond these modest feats, the key also opens the Mansion atop the hill, where the Gold Fronts sacrificed the Golden Child with the help of Eddie Murphy. The blood of the Golden Child is presently being used in the test pressing of Skinny Dippin's new album.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
How to Party, pt. 2 The Crib Walk
This second installment of the Gold Fronts "How to Party" mini-series was demonstrated by local crip walk champion Skinny Dippin. Just follow these simple steps and you'll find success in seconds.
step
1.find the freshest pair of kicks you can (remember nothing is as fresh as pure gold)
2. lace em up but don't tie em, you want to be totally relaxed when crip walkin
3. put on some hot beats and get to crip walkin
4. serve up the competition and wow the ladies
5. practice your aim at the shooting range cuz people hate when your the best
6. crack a cold one and bask in the glory
King of the Fire Hazard Hill
Tuff Duck is at it again, and this time he's out to snatch the gold crown. Of course he fires one up to start the mission and get his rude 'tude tuned up.
then it's off to the races, watch out for those slippers, they pack a mean kick, he'll knock you right offa tha planet...
and once again Tuff Duck is triumphant, another victory for the Infamous Gold Fronts Crew.
Friday, March 02, 2007
how to party
this first installment of how to party comes from the artist formally known as tuff duck.
step
1. wake-n-bake
2. do your day
3. go see cindy at the art show beer stand
4. when she leaves take the rest of the beer
5. tag bang on your way out
6. double down smokin dope
7. then the work week starts
8. hop fence at satellite
9. tag the shit outa the dumpster
10.when anyone asks questions say i dont remember, cuz i don't