Upper Most Northwest Corner!

-mole

The Best Shopping Nation Wide

If you haven't been our Target recently you should really try it out. We'll make you feel right at home with all the creator comforts of the afterlife at our new location in the stripper mall as we home in our sights on your free thought processes and radical activism. Consumerism shall reign for another day.

America Day, Pt. 2: The Patriot Act

Hi Kids! This week for America Day we're starting The Patriot Act where we train housewives and schoolchildren to be purely Patriot and defend the homeland by exterminating all threats to freedom. Recently the Gold Fronts Nation was invaded by neckbeards from overseas, so we have now been forced to mobilize for retailiation. First, We went down to our local firearms facility run by our favorite vendor Trud, aka Tuff Duck.

They were celebrating America Day too by flying with the bald eagles at dawn. Once they heard about the Patriot Act, they decided to support our defense of freedom by donating some second hand ammunition.

Now that we've got our arsenal gathered, we can start the training with our first few recruits. No one will suspect our sexy female freedom fighters, and that's the sheer brilliance of the plan, it's a surprise stealth viper strike straight to the heart of all threats to freedom.


Freedom isn't Free but we will make sure it gets spread worldwide courtesy of the Gold Fronts Nation on America Day. Come join us in the Patriot Act!!!

neckbeards

Most Recent News About the famed Gold Fronts Rap Sensation

Due to their huge success in the silver state, the talented gold fronts have found themselves rolling in an overwhelming amount of money$$$. our sources have discovered that the groups front man, IcelanDic RoB aka crunkyardthemagnificent aka pEttYCriMez, has recently had some plastic surgery done to enhance his looks and ensure that the gold front$ will remain on top for many more albums to come..holla"

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pukey pants

oh what a badass. thats right hype it up. but wait poor little pukey pants can't hold it down. Oh look at me my name is little ricky and i'm 16 years old and this is my first time drinking beer. I'm partying with the cool kids today, I'm so fucking cool. pukey, pukey your like a thirteen year old girl who drank two hornsby's ciders and called your parents to come pick you up after your boyfriend held your hair back. loser.

America Day

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-mole

Gold Retards

AMERICRUNK

Somebody told me that July 4th is America's birthday. Maybe, but i killed that guy yesterday and celebrated the real America Day.
We celebrated to the max, and started a bum camp fire and rode dirty for days. We even built a quality helmet for hands free drinking.



America we salute you.

God Bless tha Commis'

Russian troops have retrieved 10 tonnes of beer trapped under the Siberian ice after a week-long operation. Thats right, but they couldnt get the truck out of the ice, fuck it they got what matters,
for the whole story go here.-------> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3414593.stm

What a Guy!!!

Cheesy cheeser
his favorite band is weezer
his best friend's an old geezer
he french kissed the grim reaper
he keeps all his valentines in trapper keepers
he gets his rocks off hanging with tha sheep herd
may we bask in the glory of our fearless leader
Cheesy cheeser!!!