the legend of marbles candoo

someone once made the mistake of waking marbles candoo,

asking if marbles really can do.

he simply ripped his sleeves off, chugged a glass of whiskey,

and left a string of bodies in his wake.

then, deciding that the world still needed sexiness, he rose chester shivers from the dead,

and gave him a "222" tattoo to remind him of his second chance at life.

gold front's recipe to a good birthday

spend time with loved ones

be happy

do the things you love

do them to excess

find a nice place to rest your head

and wake up to something pretty.

then sleep it off, cause tomorrow you're 24, with credit card debt, a bunch of no-good friends (all with slight drinking and gambling problems), and a dead-end job at a shitty pizza place.

and remember, "your birthday is just one more trip around the sun."

-freidrich taylord

Hey Kids! Rick Bawls

Getting drunk with your boss at work off tons of sample wines = Free

Finding an old can of glossy black spray paint while still at work getting more drunk = Free

Painting a sloppy, drunken piece while standing in the mud later that night = Priceless

bend ove

backin dat ass up

UP Rockin'

                                         Trev Nation

             

 -©runk'slobbiest the III**GrowUp and act your fucking age!!

Chainsaw Crashin

Gold Fronts don't like Christmas, so don't invite a front to your Christmas Party.
-Dunzo

Fixed Pushers!!!!

It's just a passion, man!!



--*CrunkSlob*GrowUp*