Gold Fronts ALL about 1776!

The Gold Fronts members, little privs, crunkyard, whynot and richy continued on their promise of nation building by travelling to the United Kingdom city of London, England.
Tensions are still running high since our succession in 1776 and we recieved mixed greetings. It seemed that most locals were so angry that they couldnt prounce their words right, leaving us confused and more often then not bruised. True to gold fronts form we stood strong and refused to pay any back taxes.
We have also befriended two exceptional young Italin nationals who served as diplomatic buffers. Together we explored the cities various pubs, museums, and shops.

Museums are free in London (mostly) so we deffered to them when looking for activities. the taint museum of modern art held an impressive collection, but sadly we were forced to leave somewhat premturely when Crunkyard was caught "touching-up" a Monet paiting with a can of flat black Krylon. We knew were making progress on our mission when we saw our friend on national television with what appeared to be the chief of police. A quick phone call to our friend G.W.B. resulted in a quick call to his friend Tony and Crunkyard joined us for dinner in the best of spirits.

In an attempt to befriend the somewhat pale and surly locals Crunkyard and Little Privs proceeded to yell "Keep It Real" and offer a foul concoction of rum and coke to passersby on the eve of the new year. It being somewhere around 3 in the a.m. most were hesitant to partake and some even a little hostile. one particular instance occured when Crunkyard yelled "hey pink shirt" to a young gentlemen wearing a pink sweateer. Londoners consider themselves very proper and my impression was that he did not take kindly to having his sweater referred to as a "shirt". We were admittedly somewhat confused by londoner behavior but felt reassured we were making progress when an older lady named Carl Lewis took little privs home to bed down for the night.

All in all we considered London a success and plan to return and continue repairing the gash caused in 1776.

It should be noted that the GFs were not travelling alone. We also enjoyed the company of three other young delinquints, Beckers, carla, and the younger brother of crunkyard, baby shivs.

We have sadly parted ways with Carla and Beckers and have travelled to Torino, Italy with our young Italin nationals. We are being treated with kindness we could have not expected in a million years. Some what akin to national heroes.
More updates soon.

-Richard

p.s. Ask Crunkyard about his "Hoovering"