GOLD FRONTS NATION

fucking fuck yeah

2008-07-23T10:35:00.000-07:00

http://www.cakefarts.com/

hard

-bawls

Evening Moon

2008-06-06T16:32:00.001-07:00

Check out this girl, she is a friend of a friend.
graduated UCLA, now shes LAPD.
Just look at her hold that gun. That smile is rediculous.
I blame her parents. full blown hippies.
can you guess her name?

fried chicken party, this sat at my house

2008-05-27T00:46:00.000-07:00

Oh Yeah! Sick Brah...
Dude this party is gonna rock.. I have already planned it all out....
First- Make a run out to the Playa get fill your rig up with playa dust... two hours before the party douse your house with it.. Fuck Yeah!
Second- get a hold of Econet or your Boo.... and have her plan some sick speeches about saving the earth to hold every hour during the party.. This is gonna be sick!
Third- Have Jungle Jon come and bring all his hippy drums.. so we can have a totally rad drum circle/pre-dinner ceremony...hella rad!
Fourth- Im thinkin costumes.... Lets do "the office" theme.. You be Dwight.... Hard!
Fifth- Dude lets just have a sickie little Rave with Dj Josh Hartnett.... I will bring some glow sticks...Moll!
Sixth- Get a hold of local MC Toe Cat and see if he would be down to spit some flows... dont worry I got plenty of sage to burn, and minors to bring to the gig... He will be there brah..
Seventh- Tell everybody to bring there car... NO CAR POOLING... Hippies..

Bro I cant wait...Noah dude brah were gonna have the sickest party... Two words "Rave On"

Ron

holy fuck

2008-04-28T09:50:00.000-07:00

http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/206

this shit is bonkers

hittin switches

2008-04-08T16:11:00.000-07:00

TK don't need a bike

Cannery Row

2008-03-12T21:14:00.000-07:00

What can it profit a man to gain the whole world and come to his property with a gastric ulcer, a blown prostate, and bifocals? Mack and the boys avoid the trap, walk around the poison, step over the noose while a generation of trapped, poisoned, and trussed-up men scream at them and call them no-goods, come-to-bad-ends, blots-on-the-town, thieves, rascals, bums. Our father who art in nature, who has given the gift of survival to the coyote, the common brown rat, the english sparrow, the house fly and the moth, must have a great and overwhelming love for the no-goods and blots-on-the town and bums, mack and the boys. virtues and graces and laziness and zest. our father who art in nature.
-John Steinbeck

(mole)

ever wonder what happened to roy idler?

2008-03-06T12:07:00.000-08:00

he's chillin' with his boys and a couple jager bombs

the legend of marbles candoo

2008-02-23T12:16:00.000-08:00

someone once made the mistake of waking marbles candoo,

asking if marbles really can do.

he simply ripped his sleeves off, chugged a glass of whiskey,

and left a string of bodies in his wake.

then, deciding that the world still needed sexiness, he rose chester shivers from the dead,

and gave him a "222" tattoo to remind him of his second chance at life.

gold front's recipe to a good birthday

2008-02-23T11:41:00.000-08:00

spend time with loved ones

be happy

do the things you love

do them to excess

find a nice place to rest your head

and wake up to something pretty.

then sleep it off, cause tomorrow you're 24, with credit card debt, a bunch of no-good friends (all with slight drinking and gambling problems), and a dead-end job at a shitty pizza place.

and remember, "your birthday is just one more trip around the sun."

-freidrich taylord

Hey Kids! Rick Bawls

2008-02-19T12:32:00.000-08:00

2008-02-19T00:15:00.000-08:00

Getting drunk with your boss at work off tons of sample wines = Free

Finding an old can of glossy black spray paint while still at work getting more drunk = Free

Painting a sloppy, drunken piece while standing in the mud later that night = Priceless

bend ove

2008-02-16T11:01:00.001-08:00

backin dat ass up

2008-02-16T10:59:00.001-08:00

UP Rockin'

2008-02-11T11:34:00.000-08:00

Trev Nation

-©runk'slobbiest the III**GrowUp and act your fucking age!!

Chainsaw Crashin

2008-02-05T21:49:00.000-08:00

Gold Fronts don't like Christmas, so don't invite a front to your Christmas Party.
-Dunzo

Fixed Pushers!!!!

2008-02-03T00:34:00.000-08:00

It's just a passion, man!!

--*CrunkSlob*GrowUp*

so pitted

2008-01-29T12:55:00.001-08:00

so pitted

2008-01-29T12:55:00.000-08:00

When the Cat is Away the Mice will play

2008-01-22T16:42:00.001-08:00

Connors out of town...Sierra is basically single. Jennie is out of town Scuzzy is basically single. Give um a couple of New Castles and a new Mavin Gaye record next thing you know they gettin nasty wit it. Fucking perverts.

Fuck a 9 to 5!!

2008-01-21T12:54:00.000-08:00

I not so recently decided that working a 9-5 job really sucks and its not for me. so I'm gonna type up a resume and turn it into the NBA, see if I can get a job being a pro basketball player, maybe as early as next season. I will begin my training tonight at the bar down the street and I don't plan on leaving until its complete!! anybody got any good montage music ideas, help speed up the process?? Word Up- CrunkYardSlob*GrowUp

getting ready for the holla days

2008-01-19T11:53:00.001-08:00

we all need to take a moment out of our busy lives to recognize one of greatest and most patriotic american holladays...
S U P E R B O W L

y not be jelly.

shame on you gold fronts

2008-01-18T17:24:00.000-08:00

oh wow, i work at blue moon and build stupid bikes,

go fuck yourself gold fronts.

this bitch is keepin' it real.

y knot

gold front new year's resolution

2008-01-14T12:34:00.000-08:00

we've done it all friends:

we died for the people, or at least the satellite regulars.

we travelled 1776 miles just to piss on europe.

sure we're getting older, maybe a little softer

but the future? bring it on.

what's in store for the crew? who knows...maybe new romance?

nah son, we're "still girl crazy as ever!"

so coming soon: gold fronts take over the porn scene.

and just be steady pervin'

holla at 08'

-y knot

with ever declining populations

2008-01-08T17:12:00.000-08:00

in europe and america who will continue to populate our great country?
In the race between the Wynots and the Leonards I am placing my
bet on Wynots.

I don't know what it is.

Call it a hunch.

-Richard

50 year storm

2008-01-04T11:16:00.001-08:00

stock up while you still can

once again...

2008-01-02T21:21:00.000-08:00

dunwussy got showed up by an 11 year old girl. huge surprise there.

-mole

an industry man

2007-12-20T17:16:00.000-08:00

girls night out

2007-12-20T17:11:00.001-08:00

why not have girls night every night!!!

ron paul

2007-12-04T22:23:00.000-08:00

that wedding band is a noose around the nuts

2007-11-21T20:46:00.000-08:00

-richard

seen in ny

2007-11-14T21:49:00.000-08:00

by p. boone

Coast 2 Coast

2007-11-08T09:54:00.000-08:00

The Gold Fronts travellin man "COast 2 CoasT" hits Neuva Yorka before once again globetrotting. A stunning performance at Bike Kill 5 earned him a broken trophy, a great souvenir from the police, and a hangdown in his wheelsticks. For more inspiring acts watch out for Coast2Coast at the great baggette battle of 2008 in Paris, France.

Crunk Yard Dog In the Big City

2007-11-08T09:47:00.001-08:00

Some of you mother fuckers have been talkin' shit about my man CYD, sayin that he fell off cause he ain't made it out to Satellite lately. Well I say fuck that! You all just jelly. He's been holdin it down hard core in NYC. Money, Fame, Ladies. He's got it all just like Jay-Z. Get off his jock!

cheap ass nohammer

2007-10-09T19:08:00.001-07:00

GLENN AIN'T HAVING THAT SHIT!

2007-10-06T23:15:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaGlH6jmuCI

on the trail again

2007-10-02T18:12:00.000-07:00

the B.I.G. said we're all on the paper trail; but for one lucky mother fucka that trail ends in heaven.
y knot

NY preppies

2007-09-30T16:30:00.000-07:00

STEP 1=Print mad stacks
Step 2=Cop that spot
Step 3=Handle that shit
Step 4=Blow that shit up

Step 5=Repeat that shit

dirty fucking scumbags the whole lot of em

2007-09-03T14:15:00.000-07:00

just dippin

2007-08-16T12:12:00.000-07:00

Flight of the Concords

2007-08-05T13:22:00.001-07:00

hot august bikes blowout

2007-08-04T21:47:00.000-07:00

gold fronts take over tour de fat

2007-08-04T21:37:00.000-07:00

Gold fronts and rbp had quite a showing at tour de fat
even mario came we had underage, undercover cia agents
remediated all the hazardous substances
catered to ourselves the only way we know how, pirates of the high desert mon
and put on another haggard gear fashion show,
Ain't no good times like the gold times when we rollin'!!!

nothings better than gold mon!!!

2007-08-04T21:30:00.000-07:00

2007-07-27T07:50:00.000-07:00

Adventures In Hammatown

2007-07-24T14:08:00.000-07:00

the new gf jump video

2007-07-16T15:09:00.001-07:00

shit filmed @ washoe lake 7/15/2007

Propeller Driven Bicycle

2007-07-16T15:00:00.001-07:00

SCRAPER BIKE

2007-07-04T10:08:00.000-07:00

-mole

Pictures for you viewing enjoi-ment

2007-06-28T13:16:00.000-07:00

GF takeover SF

2007-06-28T12:10:00.000-07:00

a bad case of the polo roids

2007-06-28T12:05:00.000-07:00

some pics from SF and other shit

2007-06-26T09:13:00.000-07:00

CHECK DA LIVE SHIT

2007-06-22T12:48:00.000-07:00

YO CHECK THE LIVE SHOW THAT WAS RECORDED DURING THE LAST SHOW EVER TOUR DE FRONTS 5/26/07 AT SATILLITE LOUNGE ITS IN THE MUSIC SECTION ON THE SIDE BAR BITCH! OR CLICK THE LINK

gold fronts live

Stolen from the gloves are off

2007-06-15T07:57:00.001-07:00

I now exist in a digital world only.
-mole

Tour De Fronts

2007-06-14T20:00:00.002-07:00

I randomly found this picture of tour de fronts on the internet.
enjoy

-mole

polaroid post I

2007-06-13T16:48:00.001-07:00

polaroid post II

2007-06-13T16:46:00.000-07:00

polaroid post III

2007-06-13T16:44:00.000-07:00

-yo MANtana

Open up her flower to you?

2007-06-07T15:22:00.000-07:00

TDF polaroids coming soon!

2007-05-29T10:45:00.000-07:00

Carlos the crusher

2007-05-20T09:50:00.003-07:00

ha ha ha

-mole

Negative setting on the cell phone

2007-05-20T09:47:00.001-07:00

-mole

2007-05-17T13:36:00.001-07:00

CHIPS

2007-05-17T13:34:00.000-07:00

Even the almighty patato loves NEVADA

YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE

2007-05-16T22:29:00.000-07:00

Fuckin' A Right!

2007-05-16T22:01:00.000-07:00

faggy art shit bbbbrrrrooooo!

2007-05-15T23:21:00.001-07:00

Yo we tapped into the main line

2007-05-15T23:19:00.000-07:00

Hella Tight!!

2007-05-11T15:08:00.000-07:00

Ya heard.
-Mole

Cheese Cheesers got laid.

2007-05-11T15:05:00.000-07:00

Way to go Cheese!
We were all rootin fer ya.
(did she have meth breath?)

-elom

Fuck yeah they are!

2007-05-10T09:38:00.001-07:00

MAY 26

2007-05-02T10:42:00.000-07:00

Swedish Stash Update

2007-04-26T15:07:00.000-07:00

Another Great day for Amurica

2007-04-23T11:55:00.000-07:00

the sweetest Christian paint job ever

No wait this is the greatest Christian paint job ever!

but someone didn't like it and threw eggs at it whilst driving by. Haters always hating on shit that just makes sense like "Harvesting for Jesus" haters

Home sweet Motor home

This is the most Amurican Fire Hydrant in the world. FUCK other countries cause our water, which will be putting out our fires, is blessed by the almighty goodness of God, with liberty and justice for all

Old shit found, Surmeric Cell photos holla

2007-04-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

Whilst cleaning up some Email I stumbled across some old South Merica Cell shots Injoy

Caught in Estonia

2007-04-14T13:44:00.000-07:00

GF's do Stockholm

2007-04-14T13:11:00.000-07:00

photobooth fun...

Schools out for Nevser

2007-04-13T10:53:00.000-07:00

da scummer don't stop

2007-04-13T10:39:00.000-07:00

scummertime warmup

2007-04-13T10:32:00.000-07:00

Only In America

2007-04-09T10:17:00.000-07:00

Only in America can you sit around all day, basking in the glorious preSummer heat pondering "How will I celebrate freedom today?" When all of the sudden all quandaries are answered... in the form of a music box jingle blaring from a mid 80's Chevy Van. Only in America do unneeded ice cream treats come right to your doorstep while you sit on you ass.

One Fine Day Shredded by GF

2007-04-04T22:59:00.000-07:00

It was just another america day celebration, out at the Lazy five park, baking under the scorching nevadan sun, paying homage to the golden eagles...

and complementing each other on our burgeoning beer bellies, getting em tan so we can show em off to tha ladies this summer at white trash wild waters while drinkin pabst cans by the 12 er...

but then along came my man skinny dippin', in his mighty midget form, ready to do biznasty, and he suggested we step it up in tru GF fashion...

so local shred star lil privs upped the game with the freshest gold frontside gnarslides and a dope shaka with extra attitude to brand all y'all backsides with the gold fronts logo...

ooo...ladies...he so fiiine!!!

watch out...tha nation's takin ova....trud nation that is!!!

Dragonforce- Through the Fire and Flames

2007-04-01T11:15:00.001-07:00

notice what happens when there is minute forty left in the video, maybe GFs need to take a new direction in music.

when the guy is drinking the beer he looks so wicked...

-yo mantana

broken fronts

2007-03-31T11:01:00.000-07:00

this is what can happen when two people are riding one bike, bent steel and broken fronts,side saddle rides never stop cowboys...she has a temporary tooth now, i hope the next one will be gold...yo mantana

Heavy Lies the Crown

2007-03-20T13:50:00.000-07:00

Hey Kids!
And don't forget to get the latest Gold Fronts Memorabilia,
It's a limited time offer.
Shirts and Hoodies,
Hot off the presses of 9th St. Garage.

Gold Bunnies

2007-03-20T08:10:00.000-07:00

"We changed that place forever that day"
-Rick Bawls

Europe Goes Crazy for GF

2007-03-19T16:20:00.000-07:00

The Gold Fronts were just presented with the key to the city of Weimar, Germany by government officials. The key, a symbol of the Old Republic's Bling, is a gift to recogninze the excellence of the GF's fronting abilities. The key is the most valued possession in all of Europe, weighing in at 2000kt. But above and beyond these modest feats, the key also opens the Mansion atop the hill, where the Gold Fronts sacrificed the Golden Child with the help of Eddie Murphy. The blood of the Golden Child is presently being used in the test pressing of Skinny Dippin's new album.

new album in da works...get prepared!

2007-03-19T12:52:00.000-07:00

How to Party, pt. 2 The Crib Walk

2007-03-04T15:21:00.000-08:00

This second installment of the Gold Fronts "How to Party" mini-series was demonstrated by local crip walk champion Skinny Dippin. Just follow these simple steps and you'll find success in seconds.

step

1.find the freshest pair of kicks you can (remember nothing is as fresh as pure gold)

2. lace em up but don't tie em, you want to be totally relaxed when crip walkin

3. put on some hot beats and get to crip walkin

4. serve up the competition and wow the ladies

5. practice your aim at the shooting range cuz people hate when your the best

6. crack a cold one and bask in the glory

King of the Fire Hazard Hill

2007-03-04T15:15:00.000-08:00

Tuff Duck is at it again, and this time he's out to snatch the gold crown. Of course he fires one up to start the mission and get his rude 'tude tuned up.

then it's off to the races, watch out for those slippers, they pack a mean kick, he'll knock you right offa tha planet...

and once again Tuff Duck is triumphant, another victory for the Infamous Gold Fronts Crew.

how to party

2007-03-02T13:56:00.000-08:00

this first installment of how to party comes from the artist formally known as tuff duck.
step
1. wake-n-bake
2. do your day
3. go see cindy at the art show beer stand
4. when she leaves take the rest of the beer
5. tag bang on your way out
6. double down smokin dope
7. then the work week starts
8. hop fence at satellite
9. tag the shit outa the dumpster
10.when anyone asks questions say i dont remember, cuz i don't

Golden Frontier

2007-03-01T11:40:00.000-08:00

Gold Fronts are doing a zine.
Submissions due April 5.
All Welcome.
This Will be a completely anonymous publication so expect zero respect.
Submit to us regardless.
and also you should send us some submissions.
send to goldfrontsnation@gmail.com
Go.

Editor in Chief,
-mole

Upper Most Northwest Corner!

2007-02-19T23:12:00.000-08:00

-mole

The Best Shopping Nation Wide

2007-02-18T14:50:00.000-08:00

If you haven't been our Target recently you should really try it out. We'll make you feel right at home with all the creator comforts of the afterlife at our new location in the stripper mall as we home in our sights on your free thought processes and radical activism. Consumerism shall reign for another day.

America Day, Pt. 2: The Patriot Act

2007-02-18T14:10:00.000-08:00

Hi Kids! This week for America Day we're starting The Patriot Act where we train housewives and schoolchildren to be purely Patriot and defend the homeland by exterminating all threats to freedom. Recently the Gold Fronts Nation was invaded by neckbeards from overseas, so we have now been forced to mobilize for retailiation. First, We went down to our local firearms facility run by our favorite vendor Trud, aka Tuff Duck.

They were celebrating America Day too by flying with the bald eagles at dawn. Once they heard about the Patriot Act, they decided to support our defense of freedom by donating some second hand ammunition.

Now that we've got our arsenal gathered, we can start the training with our first few recruits. No one will suspect our sexy female freedom fighters, and that's the sheer brilliance of the plan, it's a surprise stealth viper strike straight to the heart of all threats to freedom.

Freedom isn't Free but we will make sure it gets spread worldwide courtesy of the Gold Fronts Nation on America Day. Come join us in the Patriot Act!!!

neckbeards

2007-02-18T03:38:00.000-08:00

Most Recent News About the famed Gold Fronts Rap Sensation

2007-02-13T22:19:00.000-08:00

Due to their huge success in the silver state, the talented gold fronts have found themselves rolling in an overwhelming amount of money$$$. our sources have discovered that the groups front man, IcelanDic RoB aka crunkyardthemagnificent aka pEttYCriMez, has recently had some plastic surgery done to enhance his looks and ensure that the gold front$ will remain on top for many more albums to come..holla"

.222

pukey pants

2007-02-11T11:40:00.000-08:00

oh what a badass. thats right hype it up. but wait poor little pukey pants can't hold it down. Oh look at me my name is little ricky and i'm 16 years old and this is my first time drinking beer. I'm partying with the cool kids today, I'm so fucking cool. pukey, pukey your like a thirteen year old girl who drank two hornsby's ciders and called your parents to come pick you up after your boyfriend held your hair back. loser.

America Day

2007-02-10T16:17:00.000-08:00

Reno Camaro Project

2007-02-09T19:08:00.000-08:00

-mole